sometimes i think too much.

some events have transpired in the past couple days to make me think about things i've never done and things i will never do again.

• i've never been skiing. (i don't like the snow, i don't like the cold and i don't like heights.)
  
• i will never again pass up free exercise equipment.
  
• i've never owned an elliptical or a treadmill.
  
• i will never again order the collard greens at d'egg. you heard it here first.
  
• i've never watched an episode of survivor.
  
• i will never again allow myself to become addicted to a season of the bachelor or the bachelorette.
  
• i've never turned down a burrito run.
  
• i will never again fix up two friends as roommates.
  
• i've never fixed two friends up on a date.
  
• i will never again be a member of a cult.
  
• i've never been to california.
  
• i will never again let my work influence my real life this much.
  
• i've never held a job for longer than a year. before this job, my record was 5 months.
  
• i will never again become this stuck in my own inertia.
  
• i've never liked cranberry juice. or cabbage. or celery (except with peanut butter). or lima beans.
  
• i will never again have a job where i can make my boss cry.
  
• i've never been as obsessed with any singer as i was with tori amos when i was in high school.
  
• i will never again have a job where my boss makes me want to cry.
  
• i've never been to canada. or mexico.
  
• i will never again let time run away from me.
  
• i've never wanted to be the oldest or middle or only child.
  
• i will never again live any place where i have to share a bathroom.
  
• i've never had enough hangers or closet space.
  
• i will never again buy a knockoff designer purse.
  
• i've never felt so adrift.