before or after oprah?

today i was a waste.

i've defined my activities as before, during or after oprah.

i took a shower before oprah. i ate my soup during oprah. my roommate came home after oprah.

i got the hiccups after oprah. i took a nap before oprah. i called my mom during oprah. she called me back after oprah.

oprah is a funny word.

go away hiccups!