pretty much full of shit.

[after some adult beverages]

me: i think i have a sunburn on my belly button. who gets a sunburn on their belly button?
brad: you do. [pause] also, napoleon. i think napoleon got a sunburn on his belly button when he was in exile on that island. what was that island called?
me: umm... melba, i think. the isle of melba.
brad: yeah, the island of melba, off the coast of france.
eve: melba, like the toast?
brad: i don't know, but i do know napoleon got a sunburn on his belly button.

[end drunk historical conversation.]

at least, i think that's how that went.