butter is evil.

Betty Botter bought some butter.
But, she said, this butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
would but make my batter better.

So she bought some better butter,
better than the bitter butter,
and put it in her batter.
And her batter was not bitter,
so 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.