all the reasons we watch.

Oh my...

Marissa gets kidnapped.
Ryan saves Marissa and looks pensive the whole time.
Kirsten plans a party.
Julie is a bitch.
Sandy has a moral dilemma (and likely gets screwed in the meantime.)
Summer gets mad at Seth.
Captain Oates plays an important role.
Taylor manages to look crazy, yet we feel sorry for her.
Seth geeks out.

... and... we're back.