on going the speed limit.

when the celery stick decided he didn't want me to be not his girlfriend anymore, hotcop said what's his license plate number? he better not speed in this city ever again.

my bitterness towards him is gone, but she still makes a face every time his name comes up. we talk very occasionally, and he always says "tell your roommate hello." i always tell her, but only cause i know her response: well, you can tell him... and then she flips him off.